Premium jersey in Brown (95% Polyester, 5% Elastane)
Timeless and classic, this dress length exudes elegance and sophisticationpretty perfect for a black tie optional dress code, if you ask us
She bounces in, her black mermaid hair loose beneath a Yankees cap, dressed in perfect Los Angeles athleisure: slouchy off-the-shoulder sweatshirt, cropped workout pants, Nike sneakers
With its loose silhouette, the sparkly spaghetti strap mini dress and glitzy platform heels are peak 90s
There is, however, a disclaimer: Before taking to the comments and writing But Im a hardcore night owl, and I see the dress as white and gold, checkmate!, note that I said everything else being equal, as chronotype is just a crude approximation of lifetime exposure to a certain wavelength mix
Hardware: Metal horsebit