off the shoulder formal dress Metallic Jacquard Mermaid Gown 51599 This gown is designed for the woman who appreciates refined craftsmanship and statement Vintage Evening Gown Burgundy Off

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Credit: Chris Pizzello/Invision/AP/Shutterstock Jennifer Coolidge In a Christian Siriano gown and Tyler Ellis clutch

This design, as all of the designs meant for the Queen, is extremely detailed and regal

The standout blue scrollwork print blooms across the white base, creating a bold, bohemian-inspired pattern that evokes coastal charm

A ball gown will likely have pleating and multiple layers of tiers of fabrics like organza, tulle, crinoline, and horse hair to add body and shape to the full skirt

Add a little sprinkling of oregano leaves on the finished dish (or crispy fried sage, if you have time yum!)