I'm On A Whiskey Diet beer quote tee or the way you choose

or the way you choose to exist

and occasionally closes the conversation with a heartfelt “go fuck yourself

More than most people care to admit

and just enough peace and quiet to stay sane

Absolutely

I'm On A Whiskey Diet beer quote tee or the way you chooseDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Diet plans come and go. Some count calories. Some count carbs. This one counts pours. The results may be questionable, but the commitment is undeniable. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've already lost two days!" is for the folks who know life is too short for kale smoothies, fitness influencers, and people who think fun should come with a spreadsheet. Raise a glass, lower your standards, and enjoy the journey.