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I just like that we now have a Squirrel Advisor in Magic

It requires a touch of political finesse to assure it comes back your way a great bargain would be trading it to the player whos falling behind but it adds interest to the board state and often sparks interesting deals that you wouldn't get otherwise

Imagine you just popped a Nevinyrral's Disk, played this and swung for four damage at someones face

Its an artifact token generator, a card draw engine, a cast-from-exile enabler, and just a fine reward for hitting opponents (AKA breaking faces)

I was a bit torn whether to squeeze in black creature removal, but I think going with deathtouch on one hand and ways to protect our own creatures on the other is better

Want to reanimate Parhelion II with Greasefang, Okiba Boss, but also want to slam people with Hoard Hauler while drawing tons of cards off Depala, Pilot Exemplar