The ramp package in the deck is fairly boring
Here are the other cards I might want: Sol Ring Arcane Signet Rakdos Signet Commander's Sphere Thought Vessel Fire Diamond Charcoal Diamond Mana Base The mana distribution of your deck depends on how many colored sources you run and what your curve looks like
And at the time of writing, Porphyry Nodes is 18 cents where Drop of Honey is 435 USD
The same is true for fear, first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, landwalk, lifelink, protection, reach, trample, shroud, and vigilance
Even the most cynical player can surely get a chuckle out of the mocking Spongebob meme on a counterspell, and even the regular version has humor: for instance Patrick Starfish is just a terrible vanilla legend
If theyre good, God help us