You get a one-trick pony here, but you can return from your graveyard to your hand one each of every major spell type, from instants to planeswalkers, but not lands or dorks
(Mercenaries and warlocks being here is perhaps a little off, but maybe it needed a boost.) Then theres committing a crime, which happens more or less whenever you target an opponent or anything they control with one of your spells or abilities
Overall, these arent the flashiest lands, but solid choices for players looking to build effective budget mana bases
The total cost of the deck as singles is $68 at time of writing
Cost reduction from cards like Heartstone or even Training Grounds in an Azorius deck can help you activate both abilities in quick succession
If you are to continue traversing this saddening story, it is my solemn duty to inform you that the side effects may include deciding to reconstruct your favorite decks