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Im holding out hope for Donald Duck Pie Slinger

WIZENED MENTOR Everyone loves Charismatic Conqueror, except, you know everyone who has their stuff come in tapped in order to deny you your god-given right to some 1/1 tokens

If, during a player's declare attackers step, a creature that player controls that's been goaded is tapped, is affected by a spell or ability that says it can't attack, or hasn't been under that player's control continuously since the turn began (and doesn't have haste), then it doesn't attack

It feels so mechanically off I've always wondered why it wound up in this set

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While this might not seem that insane, percentage-wise, its one hell of a jump