Tinkaton ex SAR CC - Big Hammer 30x This attack does 30 damage for each card in your hand
It doesn't particularly tie into Nicol Bolas or his Zombie army of Eternals
In all, there are 15 cards in Through the Ages that feature a non-evergreen, non-deciduous mechanic, keyword ability or ability word without any explanation whatsoever: Yuffie Kirasagi (Commander ninjutsu) Ardyn Izunia (Boast) Cecil Harvey (Partner) Giant of Babil (Historic) Emet-Selch (Phyrexian Mana) A Promise Fulfilled (Spectacle) Dawn Warriors Legacy (Overload) Zidane Tribal (Dash) Hugo Kupka (Partner) Benedikta Harman (Partner) Clive Rosfield (Partner) Tidus, Zanarkand Fayth (Partner) The Emperor Hell-Tyrant (Protection and Proliferate) Kefka Palazzo (Devotion) Vayne Carudas Solidor (Poison) This is simply way, way too many
There are not many categories where Umbreon VMAX won't top the charts, and this card's popularity seems unlikely to waver anytime soon, with hype continuing to build even several years after release
This means that the card may be too slow at effectively stopping your opponent from resolving Living End or Crashing Footfalls when you are on the draw
Extended Dredge: Six cards in the graveyard on Turn 2 (thanks to Hedron Crab plus a fetch land)