Lightning Greaves and Swiftfoot Boots are fine stand-ins (get it, shoes?), and Commander's Plate is much stronger, though much more expensive now
Sloppity Bilepiper is a card Id forgotten I had sitting in my box of black cards, but sacrificing a creature to give my next creature spell cascade sounds like too much fun not to run
However, I also like the image to feel like there's more going on than just that
Craft it later on down the line to get Sandswirl Wanderglyph, an Angelic Arbiter of sorts that can disrupt opponents, beat down in the air, and even be blinked to reset the board wipe on the front side
Now let's say your foe cycled a Triome
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