Rakdos's Return provides all that value while scaling with the game
You pay 1 red and 1 white, tap her, and "Tell a joke you havent told this game to someone outside the game." This creates a 1/1 Clown Robot artifact creature token, and if that person laughs, the token also gets haste for the turn
For a dedicated mill deck, I believe it's better to draw a card, and you may end up leaving the top card on the top anyways if it's a fetch-land and you have an Archive Trap
The distance from our subjects somehow enhances the intimacy, like its a nice moment we happened to glimpse while walking down the road, not something we are meant to be a part of
The real problem here isn't so much collectibility as it is the cards' impact on the game
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