Dear reader, I will do my best to render this retrospective unbiased, but my Here Be Dragons Secret Lair will tell you Im incapable
The easiest way is with a Firebrand Archer, a cheap red creature printed in Foundations, which deals one damage to each opponent whenever you cast a noncreature spell
Ghave, Guru of Spores, Anafenza, the Foremost and Daghatar the Adamant are all auto-includes in this partner deck
The bigger the battlefield, the more ridiculous this thing gets
The Infamous Cruelclaw Weasel fans, your time has finally come
Beginning of combat Declare attackers Declare blockers Assign combat damage (additional combat step) Assign combat damage End of combat A card with first strike will assign combat damage in the first combat damage step