As I mentioned above, theres virtually no removal in black for the likes of artifacts or enchantments
Of course, Desynchronization won't answer all of those pesky artifacts your opponents might have in play, but you'll come out way ahead if your own battlefield consists of solely historic permanents
Of course, Pokemon is vastly more complicated than Apples to Apples
Cabaretti Cacophony originally plays 22 creatures, so that's 22 points of damage without having done anything
Forget all that
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