Youve got a lot of cool stuff here
Unable to take any more, Ash runs onto the battlefield in an attempt to intervene and gets promptly blasted by an energy collision from both Mew and Mewtwo
One of the dangers of having your lands become your beats is that they could die
Or, more likely, people simply love Haunter and want to grab the only rare version of the card hence the high price point
I could also see it as being an easy gateway into, or back into, the card game, since the way Arena can communicate information at a glance makes it easy to learn about all the new mechanics that have been introduced in the last few expansions
This card is particularly situational, and not that great when the situation comes around, but its one of the oldest humble-adjacent effects in the game, and I feel like I could write an entire D&D campaign based on that flavor text